Spoil yourself on two occasions: 1) When it\'s your birthday 2) And when it\'s not!

Mom: "How was school?" Me: "Boring." Mom: "Why do you say the same thing everyday?" Me: "Because it's not Hogwarts mom!"Every teenager has tried to fit their fat asses on a baby swing.That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just hilarious. :')"Do you want to share that with the class?" "No that's why I whispered it."I wish you could Google anything.You could search like,"Where the fuck is my cell phone?" & it would be like, "Its under the couch dumb ass"