A Cowboy Song-poem by Catfish McDaris

I kicked him in the nuts and stole his woman screwed his coon dog put fleas on his horse Pissed in the gas tank of his old Ford pickup truck he felt like Pancho Villa on peyote or Kenny Rogers getting cornholed by Big Dick Navajo Joe you can’t win for losing with your pants down snoozing. Poem by Catfish McDaris Drawing by Janne Karlsson